It's too hot. Too hot. I can't believe we've still held marching band in this heat; I hope it cools down soon. :C
So, today I'm posting some intense animal news posts and making fun of the idiot humans that go along with it. The beavers are waiting, that'll be a long post and I'm too hot and tired to write (what?).
1) http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE57O49G20090825
Wow, killer cows. I love how it says "Britain has 7.5 million cows but in the past eight years there have only been 18 deaths involving cattle"
That's quite the news/sarcasm. I can't believe anyone dies because of cattle (excluding bull related deaths, which I imagine are kind of occassionally given), although I guess 18 in 8 years is a pretty good statistic.
2) http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE57K3G520090821
Oh man those aquatic animals are just too wet. Don't you just expect the ground to be wet if you're going past a tank full of them? I would.
3) http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE57O4AO20090825
Yes, it's still animal related even if the animal is fake.
Giraffe tails do like coming off, as I discovered long ago with my stuffed giraffe. I'm glad no one stole hers though. I mean, really? It's a tail. Were it a real giraffe, it would be caked with all sorts of things I want nothing to do with. Yay~
About Me
- Sparrow
- Well, I'm Mary, although on the internet I usually go by Sparrow and certain note-writing people I know may also know me as "The". I enjoy carrying around pretzels to munch on, walking in a painful manner under the hot sun for two-three hours three days a week while playing a clarinet (aka Marching Band), and solving mysteries with my friends. We're almost as good as Scooby-Doo, although we tend to get called dorks rather than meddling kids.