It's too hot. Too hot. I can't believe we've still held marching band in this heat; I hope it cools down soon. :C
So, today I'm posting some intense animal news posts and making fun of the idiot humans that go along with it. The beavers are waiting, that'll be a long post and I'm too hot and tired to write (what?).
1) http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE57O49G20090825
Wow, killer cows. I love how it says "Britain has 7.5 million cows but in the past eight years there have only been 18 deaths involving cattle"
That's quite the news/sarcasm. I can't believe anyone dies because of cattle (excluding bull related deaths, which I imagine are kind of occassionally given), although I guess 18 in 8 years is a pretty good statistic.
2) http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE57K3G520090821
Oh man those aquatic animals are just too wet. Don't you just expect the ground to be wet if you're going past a tank full of them? I would.
3) http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE57O4AO20090825
Yes, it's still animal related even if the animal is fake.
Giraffe tails do like coming off, as I discovered long ago with my stuffed giraffe. I'm glad no one stole hers though. I mean, really? It's a tail. Were it a real giraffe, it would be caked with all sorts of things I want nothing to do with. Yay~
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Oh my wow. I can't believe that there is such a thing as a "lego giraffe tail". That's insane. And it's without a doubt my favorite article above. The one about the lady and the dolphins is just dumb. Well, she's dumb. It's like suing McDonalds because you spilled coffee on yourself and it was hot. Isn't coffee supposed to be hot? :P
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