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This is satire, in case you're interested. In song form.

I figure while we're doing a satire unit in English I ought to go around and find all the examples I can. ;D

Diva Girl

I'm sorry Madison, it's not the best singer. This one is performed by the third person in the Groovelily trio, Gene Lewin (although there is a version by Milburn too, the singer of No Room in Your Bag). He does his best at singing, he just doesn't have much to work with. xP *brick'd* Lately I've been enjoying his voice more and more though.

I think my favorite lines are these:
"I'll sneak in your dressing room, baby/It won't be so hard/I may not get to meet you, baby/But at least I'll meet your bodygaurd"

The one about the song that only has one chord is pretty good to though. xD

And this:
"I'm loyal through and through/Until you're twenty-two"

This song is full of golden lines. *listens again*