Should've expected that.

I'm sorry, two blogs in one day. But I was really excited about those hedgehogs. (And also the blog below that, but that's not from today.)

Anyways... book club tomorrow in English. I wrote up my paper surprisingly quickly, shifted over to our other computer, and went to print it.

The printer worked. No problems. No ghost jammed papers, no real jammed papers, no just not doing it, no weird other files, no running out of paper, nothing.

Woot!

Then I went to staple my collection. Last time that went very smoothly, once I had two sheets out of the printer, I grabbed them, stuffed them in the stapler, and blam, stapled.

I was doing that again and blam, thunk, crinkle. For whatever reason, the stapler decided to take up the printer's usual habit of crappiness (Halloween prank, perhaps?) and somehow managed to jam on two measly sheets of paper.

The staple decided to be crooked and I can't get it out. My parents aren't here so I can't get them to try and fix it. Heaven knows when they'll be getting home, I don't even know where my mom is. And I can't fix it. I've already busted a pen trying to pry that stapler out, and the stapler remover, despite its name, just bent the bit of staple sticking out. I can't separate the two parts of the stapler. I can't find another stapler either.

Office technology, sometimes I really hate you. Right now, I really need this:


Stapler Superman could fix my stapler. lC