What the heck?

Every once in a while I have really strange dreams. I know I've told the stories of some strange ones (not on here though :P), but even those get topped by these. Last night was one of those.

It was pretty-much like a romance novel set in the Air Force, with the kid I sit by in Seminary as the guy and I'm not entirely sure who the girl was. I hope it wasn't me, but last time I had a romance novel dream (yes, I had one before, several years ago), it was me (although the guy was fictional). Also, the guy was renamed Murder- in reference to a murder of crows though, not to actual murder, and although I know that detail, I forget the story behind it- because Quinn is a horrible name. I pity him every day I have that class.

I mean... Quinn. What the heck. He's attractive, but his name is not. Wouldn't that be the saddest thing if someone asked you who you liked and you're like, "Quinn." Wow, anticlimactic. Sad name.

Anyways, so like I said, it was set in the Air Force (well, they said it was Air Force, but I have no clue how they work and I seriously doubt it's like it was in my dream xD) and apparently the guys had been there a while but there was a group of girls just coming in that they had to teach. Murder/Quinn ended up getting paired with Girl and it just went on from there, albeit very slowly.

I think over a year had passed when Girl and Murder were flying somewhere, I think scouting, when Girl asked for something or other and Murder apparently misheard and replied like, "You want a... simba?". And then Girl jokingly was like, "Yeah, give me a simba," and then he leaned over and kissed her (while strapped into the cockpit chair things of a plane?). It, like, worked when he first kissed her but then after a second it was like my logic kicked in and then suddenly they had to awkwardly crane their heads and it was really funny, if semi-disturbing. xD

Pretty much an LOL SHIELD MY EYES! D888 moment.

Then I woke up but it's stayed in my head.

My mind has just been failing lately. But that's another story.